Ask Me After Coffee Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt

The answer is yes. After coffee.

Whatever you're about to ask — the answer is pending. Not because it's complicated. Not because you're being ignored. Simply because the coffee hasn't happened yet, and decisions made before coffee are not legally binding.

This shirt is your out-of-office message, your terms and conditions, and your morning policy — all in one impossibly soft package.

• 4.5 oz ring-spun cotton — smooth enough to wear before you're fully conscious
• Classic unisex crew neck — ready for the day even when you aren't
• No side seams — because mornings are hard enough already
• Tear-away label — irritation-free, just like post-coffee you
• Sizes S–2XL — the wait time is the same at every size

Note: the White variant may appear off-white. Pre-coffee, everything looks a little grey.