Not Happening T-Shirt — Funny Minimalist Slogan Tee
White / S
$24.99
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$24.99
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Crisp, minimalist attitude on a soft, wearable canvas. This lightweight cotton tee carries a deadpan message—quiet, certain, and a little wry—centered on the chest in clean type. It sits close to the body without clinging, with a classic crew neckline and smooth tubular knit that keeps the silhouette simple and unfussy. The feel is breathable and familiar: easy to move in, easy to live in. Wear it on slow mornings, during low-energy days, or when you want to state your mood without saying much at all. The understated design pairs with worn denim, a cozy cardigan, or layered under a jacket for quick, honest dressing when you don’t feel like overexplaining.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette
- Ribbed, sewn collar with shoulder tape to hold shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort; DTG/DTF printed graphics
- Oeko-Tex certified materials and ethical sourcing (EU 2-year warranty)
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Not Happening T-Shirt — Funny Minimalist Slogan Tee
$24.99
Sale price
$24.99
Regular price
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette
- Ribbed, sewn collar with shoulder tape to hold shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort; DTG/DTF printed graphics
- Oeko-Tex certified materials and ethical sourcing (EU 2-year warranty)
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors