Ask Me After Coffee T-Shirt — Funny Grumpy Character Coffee Shirt

You have questions. The coffee has answers. Please proceed in the correct order.

This isn't a suggestion. It's a system requirement. Before any decisions are made, opinions are shared, or conversations are started — the coffee happens first. This shirt is simply the documentation.

Wear it as a warning. Wear it as a policy. Wear it because it's made from 100% ring-spun cotton and feels like the hug you need before you're ready to deal with anyone.

• 4.5 oz ring-spun cotton — as essential to the morning routine as the mug itself
• Classic unisex crew neck — approachable in appearance, unavailable in spirit (pre-coffee)
• No side seams — fewer irritants before the first sip
• Tear-away label — because zero tolerance for discomfort is a lifestyle
• Sizes S–2XL — the policy applies at every size

Note: the White variant may appear off-white. Much like your outlook before cup one.