{"product_id":"not-impressed-t-shirt-funny-grumpy-blue-monster-graphic-tee","title":"Not Impressed T-Shirt — Funny Blue Grump Graphic Tee","description":"\u003cp class=\"_p_3ycjt_109\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou've seen things. Heard things. Been asked to care about things. And yet — nothing. Not a flicker. Not a raised eyebrow. Just you, in this shirt, radiating the energy of someone who has seen it all and remains thoroughly unimpressed.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_3ycjt_109\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSoft, comfortable, and built for people who have better things to do than pretend to be excited. Wear it to meetings. Wear it to family dinners. Wear it anywhere enthusiasm is expected but will not be provided.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLightweight, soft, and quietly sardonic — this tee carries a tiny blue grump and its blunt message with effortless charm. The classic crew neck and clean fit make it an easy piece to throw on for coffee runs, long weekends, or those days when you’d rather communicate with a look than a conversation. The playful illustrated character sits center chest, drawing smiles from friends while letting the wearer keep their boundaries. Wear it under a denim jacket, with joggers, or layered for cooler evenings — it’s the kind of shirt that says how you feel without shouting. Ethically sourced cotton and a smooth printing surface mean the artwork stays bright and comfy wash after wash.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m²) for a soft, breathable feel\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit without side seams for a clean fit and reduced fabric waste\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed, elastic collar with shoulder tape to prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Pearlized tear-away label for comfort; DTG prints on body, DTF available for sleeves\/neck\u003cbr\u003e- Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced cotton with EU 2-year warranty and compliance certifications\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":53062586630441,"sku":"28071987928787118381","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":53062586663209,"sku":"21010128795230808724","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":53062586695977,"sku":"18570237496420638081","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":53062586728745,"sku":"32192203505617280428","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":53062586761513,"sku":"28111185632801758544","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0957\/6611\/8697\/files\/16237711806869016280_2048.jpg?v=1777331242","url":"https:\/\/grumpities.myshopify.com\/products\/not-impressed-t-shirt-funny-grumpy-blue-monster-graphic-tee","provider":"Grumpities","version":"1.0","type":"link"}