{"product_id":"give-me-5-minutes-t-shirt-funny-pink-monster-coffee-tee","title":"Give Me 5 Minutes T-Shirt — Funny Pink Grump Coffee Tee","description":"A soft, lightweight cotton tee printed with a sleepy pink fluffball clutching a steaming mug and the line “Give Me 5 Minutes.” It feels like that first quiet moment with coffee — slow, honest, and a little grumpy. The simple crew cut and smooth surface let the illustration sit front-and-center, while the tear-away label and durable knit keep it comfortable through repeated wear. Wear it on slow mornings, low-key weekends, or during work-from-home days when you need a little buffer before you’re fully human.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (4.5 oz\/yd²).\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean silhouette and reduced fabric waste.\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed elastic collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching.\u003cbr\u003e- DTG\/DTF printing methods used for crisp front art and optional sleeve\/neck details.\u003cbr\u003e- Pearlized tear-away label; Oeko-Tex certification and EU 2-year warranty.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Bangladesh\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":52990638817577,"sku":"16682953966849011176","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":52990638850345,"sku":"66409776120865875008","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":52990638883113,"sku":"13033333988744807688","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":52990638915881,"sku":"37875681469337880721","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":52990638948649,"sku":"99093334444350993089","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0957\/6611\/8697\/files\/4158379608182748751_2048.jpg?v=1776605907","url":"https:\/\/grumpities.myshopify.com\/products\/give-me-5-minutes-t-shirt-funny-pink-monster-coffee-tee","provider":"Grumpities","version":"1.0","type":"link"}