{"product_id":"already-annoyed-t-shirt-funny-minimalist-statement-tee","title":"Already Annoyed T-Shirt — Funny Minimalist Statement Tee","description":"Lightweight, everyday tee with deadpan attitude. This soft, ring-spun cotton shirt wears like a favorite from the first day — clean crew neckline, no side seams for a smooth silhouette, and a tear-away label so nothing rubs the wrong way. The front text reads “ALREADY ANNOYED.” in a restrained, all-caps font that lands as wry and honest, not loud. It sits subtly in daily routines: thrown on for coffee runs, layered under a jacket for quick errands, or worn at home when you need to keep people at arm’s length. The feel is casual and unfussy; the message does the talking.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMade from a breathable 4.5 oz ring-spun cotton knit with a ribbed, shape-retaining collar and shoulder tape for durability. Available in natural and heather options with small color variations depending on fabric blend. Ethically grown cotton and Oeko-Tex safety certification make it a choice that cares about comfort and quality.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m²) — soft and breathable\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit without side seams for a cleaner drape\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free wear; adult sizes only\u003cbr\u003e- Prints applied via DTG\/DTF methods; meets EU safety and sustainability standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":53062560547113,"sku":"23504203808291206603","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":53062560579881,"sku":"23425459168561001370","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":53062560612649,"sku":"27032948139408227560","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":53062560645417,"sku":"80422401572544909986","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":53062560678185,"sku":"10178703619675654707","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0957\/6611\/8697\/files\/15256380738110018686_2048.jpg?v=1777330764","url":"https:\/\/grumpities.myshopify.com\/products\/already-annoyed-t-shirt-funny-minimalist-statement-tee","provider":"Grumpities","version":"1.0","type":"link"}